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Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49
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That fat bastard broke into His house via the chimney, Jesus was merely defending Himself.
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Well, that’s the story. So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, ‘cause you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house.
Source: ghostofcheney
Well, that’s the story. So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, ‘cause you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house.
Happy Holidays!
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